frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip)

1 day ago // 716,650 notes

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
1 day ago // 632,530 notes

shubbabang:

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So today was interesting

1 day ago // 68,873 notes

rubennfigueiredo:

Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most

5 days ago // 59,799 notes

gnarly:

its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time

5 days ago // 342,280 notes

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

5 days ago // 269,643 notes

ilovett:

athomewithlana:

llamasgotoheaven:

itsgoodtoseayou:

yuputkaswans:

“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”

because it’s a big fucking secret rite

secret boobs

secret bra

secret

#the first rule of boob club is don’t talk about boobs

This tag calls for another reblog

Don’t tell Victoria we found out her secret

oh jesus fucking christ

(Source: cortnan)

5 days ago // 377,264 notes
OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

5 days ago // 376,559 notes