annmariexrose:

single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

11 hours ago // 556,979 notes

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

12 hours ago // 232,248 notes

budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

1 day ago // 201,165 notes

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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1 day ago // 117,883 notes

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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5 days ago // 50,115 notes