having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most
its weird how you can have friends, but also have no friends at the same time
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”
because it’s a big fucking secret rite
This tag calls for another reblog
Don’t tell Victoria we found out her secret
oh jesus fucking christ
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.