lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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6 hours ago // 395,207 notes

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

6 hours ago // 655,166 notes
*eats you out as a friend*

(Source: aterriblehusband)

7 hours ago // 196,205 notes

brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

1 day ago // 28,132 notes
  • Alistair: Did it hurt?
  • Morrigan: *sighs* Did what hurt?
  • Alistair: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell

1 day ago // 2,760 notes

cybugs:

like for monsters inc 

reblog for mike wazowski

ignore for johnlock 

1 day ago // 4,512 notes

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip)

4 days ago // 719,918 notes

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
4 days ago // 638,341 notes

shubbabang:

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So today was interesting

4 days ago // 69,655 notes

rubennfigueiredo:

Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most

1 week ago // 60,321 notes