mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete???
- Alistair: Did it hurt?
- Morrigan: *sighs* Did what hurt?
- Alistair: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most