i need to get fucked by something other than my life
180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid
I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swarm my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment